Two Sides To This Tale REMIX

It started out as a fariy tale

A love story with no appearant end

But all stories come to an end

And theres two sides to this tale

Yours is already spoken but

mine is still kept at heart

Until now.

The time is up, I dont care about being nice anymore

I'm gonna be honest and tell my side.

To me, it seemed like love until

Physical stepped in and corrupted hearts

Hearts based on a touchy touchy basis dont last

And I tried to tell you

But now what

Honestly if this was real love you would have respected me

And waited for me

But appearantly im too good of an apple for you to climb the tree for

And if you cant wait till im ready, until im ripe and at my best,

Then go ahead and bite into me and taste my bitterness

You called it love, but it was really lust

Because honestly, you just cant keep your hands to yourself

And respect my body

And you base everything on that

If you cant feel me up you dont want anything to do with me

But I dont have time to tolerate that shit

So go ahead and stick your poor excuse for a dick into every whole you see

Cause your not getting to me anytime soon

You'll get it one day, I promise.

You obviously dont know a good thing when you know it

Cause you gotta work for the best girls

But if you wanna give up just because im asking for a little time off to make myself ready for youthen fine,

Go find yourself an easy fucking whore to hook up with

I hope she cheats on you in front of your fucking face.

But alas, dont worry about me

I'm already over this petty kid dating shit

Theres other men out there who will take me for who I am

And respect me dearly.

But good luck with whoever you end up with in life

Hopefully she has enough tolerance to your bull fucking shit.

-Lynn

REMIX

Dear Lynn,

Today just had to be the day when the shit hits the fan

Well lets back the fuck up and look at this step by step

You aren't one to talk about cheating

Because you fucking did it behind my back

And never told a single soul, and waited for safety

Until you spilled that little bit of news

Fucking destroying my whole fucking life

Bitch you will never disrespect me

I fucking went through hell I tried to not repeat it again
But just like every tale there has got to be a villian

And this time the bad guy was you

A fucking freak-ass whore that I should have seen was trouble

How dare you talk about my dick

You wouldn't know what a real dick looked like because you'll never see one

O well except maybe you stepdads little asian twig

Stuck between his retarded little legs

Sucking on it night and day, and letting that chink cum in your mouth

Fuck you bitch for even trying to talk shit to me

If I told you once I told you a million times, don't fucking start with me

Never in the mood to put you down

But if I fucking have to I fucking will

I will destroy your whole fucking life and it will be like nothing
You will know of true revenge and of the purest wrath

It is mine and trust me you will never see it coming

My side of the story is truth while your's is cast in lies

All I wanted was to love you and be loved back

But you couldn't deal, you just couldn't handle what real life is about

Not all of it was touchy feely bullshit

You just made that up because you're a little dumbass girl,

All because you never knew what it was like to have a man in your life

Now as I sit here and think of you I think of one thing

That you become a shit for brains like your fucking sister

500 pounds and counting up, communist liberal and lost to all reality

Engaged to a man that will never put a ring on her finger

And only gets to finger her because his dick will never reach her snatch

All that fucking fat that is blocking the way

That's better then any birth control I've ever heard of

Grow up to be like your fucking mom

A fucked up bitch that treats her children like shit

Creating little fucking monsters out of her own image

I can see your future as I sit and write

Full of misery and woe all because you tried so hard to shit on my life

Well that aint happening and it never will

Because I will always have the upper hand

I hope you're happy and I hope your content

For you just threw away the best thing your could ever get

Missing out over technicalities, you are so full of shit

I fucking hate you with the deepest of rage now

Enjoy your fucking life cunt lick

I'm tired of this baby shit